Sober and Smug – Because You’ve Earned It
 
You didn’t just get sober—you leveled the hell up. And now? You’re sober and smug and loving every damn second of it. These cheeky checkerboard-striped socks are for the ones who quit the chaos and came out cooler. Comfortable, cocky, and totally unapologetic.
 
Features:
Signature black and white checkerboard stripe—bold, like you
“Sober and Smug” front and center (subtlety is overrated)
Soft, premium white cotton blend that feels as good as your mornings now
Ribbed athletic fit that actually stays up—just like your standards
Machine washable because, well, you're responsible now
One size fits most (EU 36–42)
 
Not just socks. These are your victory lap—served smug with a side of sass.