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EVEN SLUTTIER SOBER CARD
EVEN SLUTTIER SOBER CARD
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Mark the milestones, celebrate the moments, and remind your people they matter. These recovery-themed greeting cards are perfect for sober birthdays or just letting someone know you’re proud of their journey. Add a personal touch — send us your message and we’ll print it inside to ship straight to the recipient. Thoughtful, bold, and the perfect companion to our merch — because the best gifts come with words that mean something.
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- Recovery is finding who you truly are underneath the pain, the distractions, the coping — and learning to trust your gut.
- Recovery is finding who you truly are underneath the pain, the distractions, the coping — and learning to trust your gut.
- Recovery is finding who you truly are underneath the pain, the distractions, the coping — and learning to trust your gut.
- Recovery is finding who you truly are underneath the pain, the distractions, the coping — and learning to trust your gut.
- Recovery is finding who you truly are underneath the pain, the distractions, the coping — and learning to trust your gut.
- Recovery is finding who you truly are underneath the pain, the distractions, the coping — and learning to trust your gut.
- Recovery is finding who you truly are underneath the pain, the distractions, the coping — and learning to trust your gut.
- Recovery is finding who you truly are underneath the pain, the distractions, the coping — and learning to trust your gut.
- Recovery is finding who you truly are underneath the pain, the distractions, the coping — and learning to trust your gut.
- Recovery is finding who you truly are underneath the pain, the distractions, the coping — and learning to trust your gut.
- Recovery is finding who you truly are underneath the pain, the distractions, the coping — and learning to trust your gut.
- Recovery is finding who you truly are underneath the pain, the distractions, the coping — and learning to trust your gut.
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- Recovery is about reclaiming awareness — healing from the urge to numb, and reconnecting with the version of me that doesn’t need to pretend.
- Recovery is about reclaiming awareness — healing from the urge to numb, and reconnecting with the version of me that doesn’t need to pretend.
- Recovery is about reclaiming awareness — healing from the urge to numb, and reconnecting with the version of me that doesn’t need to pretend.
- Recovery is about reclaiming awareness — healing from the urge to numb, and reconnecting with the version of me that doesn’t need to pretend.
- Recovery is about reclaiming awareness — healing from the urge to numb, and reconnecting with the version of me that doesn’t need to pretend.
- Recovery is about reclaiming awareness — healing from the urge to numb, and reconnecting with the version of me that doesn’t need to pretend.
- Recovery is about reclaiming awareness — healing from the urge to numb, and reconnecting with the version of me that doesn’t need to pretend.
- Recovery is about reclaiming awareness — healing from the urge to numb, and reconnecting with the version of me that doesn’t need to pretend.
- Recovery is about reclaiming awareness — healing from the urge to numb, and reconnecting with the version of me that doesn’t need to pretend.
- Recovery is about reclaiming awareness — healing from the urge to numb, and reconnecting with the version of me that doesn’t need to pretend.
- Recovery is about reclaiming awareness — healing from the urge to numb, and reconnecting with the version of me that doesn’t need to pretend.
- Recovery is about reclaiming awareness — healing from the urge to numb, and reconnecting with the version of me that doesn’t need to pretend.
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- Recovery to me is restoring what is mine and giving back what isn’t
- Recovery to me is restoring what is mine and giving back what isn’t
- Recovery to me is restoring what is mine and giving back what isn’t
- Recovery to me is restoring what is mine and giving back what isn’t
- Recovery to me is restoring what is mine and giving back what isn’t
- Recovery to me is restoring what is mine and giving back what isn’t
- Recovery to me is restoring what is mine and giving back what isn’t
- Recovery to me is restoring what is mine and giving back what isn’t
- Recovery to me is restoring what is mine and giving back what isn’t
- Recovery to me is restoring what is mine and giving back what isn’t
- Recovery to me is restoring what is mine and giving back what isn’t
- Recovery to me is restoring what is mine and giving back what isn’t










